Friday, 30 July 2010

The Tiger Woods


Despite never being a major tourist destination over the years Tamba - Tamba has received many distinguished visitors.
This year we were pleased to welcome the champion golfer Mr The Tiger Woods.
The Tiger needed to get away from the spotlight for a few weeks, and got in some valuable practice with our local pro John Cox over at the Plantation Nine.

The Plantation Nine.

John Cox.
'He's not much of a drinker. Shit hot player though' said John fondly 'he got whacked on the noggin by his missus, he's been sleeping with hookers and stuff. Good bloke though, great swing...'
During his stay The Tiger displayed impressive modesty. Instead of staying at The May 15th International Hotel he was happy to stay in the boarding house of Mrs. Rowley.

Mrs. Rowley.

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